11/08.2008 Once upon a time, there was someone whose ego was bigger than their abilities would have you believe. Time passed and this fellow grew resentful of others, calling upon his friends to record songs of a less than complimentary nature. One such song found its way to the internets and, though laughably bad, had this narrator readying his mouth for war. While it is true there is nothing gained in the long run, pulverizing fools makes for good exercise.
As such, we present the rebuttal, entitled "Facelift."
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11/10/2008
Apparently, the dead are able to talk. Their killer (let's call him "Sankofa"-rimes with "can-sofa"), delivered the coup de grace with the Agent Orange-produced "Facelift." Imagine his surprise upon hearing from the vanquished yet again. This killer (yours truly) believes these might be a super breed of zombies whose tragic flaw is an inability to recognize they have been pulverized. As such, another weapon has been developed (again in the lab of Agent Orange) and another apocalyptic assault has been rendered upon the zombies. As superweapon didn't sound deadly enough, the seemingly innocuous title "Pretzels and Popcorn" was deemed fitting.
Godspeed!
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11/19/2008
Having grown weary of turning zombie speedbumps into undead pancakes with his trusty steamroller, Sankofa determined it would be prudent to unleash the remainder of his weaponry ("Matt Millen" and "Manners") in one fell swoop codenamed "Imaginary Wars." Intrepid photojournalist Joel Faurote is said to have braved the battlefield in order to gather the solitary image from this most vulgar display of power.
Viva la Finito!
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