Lipstick Fangs


I’m going to run for office, Palin can, so can I
Time to press flesh with a grim grin and socialize
So wallets open wide make a donation
Lipstick the pig/pitbull and pull an ovation
Creationism, no dinosaurs existed
we’ll drill in Alaska for the bones they wore before, it’s sort of wicked
Time to get some oil, standing up to the man
With a running mate who stayed with the puppet of plans
Huffing and puffing vitriol we got a hockey mom
Sorry, I meant a hockey grandmother with a sloppy song
Barracuda but you lack Heart’s permission
Then comes the cardiac, VP to star position
What kind of experience is going to get called upon?
can’t put Bin Laden’s head on ebay, it’s all fraud
heart warming backstory plain folks, the jet’s sold
But who’s paying 10 billion a month for your next goal?
God is on your side? Taliban say the same thing
Now we’ve got a holy war, and get them all then make kings

SA N K O FA, I’m winning the ‘08
You can trust the candidate from Fort Wayne to show grace
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Staying on message is a way to not stress it
Cause there’s right, wrong, and no middle ground, we got a hot weapon
This isn’t a small town playground with photo ops
Glib quotes for the folksy folk sipping soda pop
Loading glocks at firing ranges doesn’t make for war games
That doesn’t count as readiness to lead a morgue craze
Your speech was wonderful, A plus for the pep rally
But how do you plan to cut down on the climbing death tally?
King George in a skirt without the stutter talk
A true believer on a righteous path, cut them off
And now it’s sexist to question if she’s qualified
I thought PC complaints were liberal, what? all the time
So thank you Governor for showing me it’s possible
GOD BLESS THIS COUNTRY trust me!

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Running for your office in adidas, just as fresh as her