Commodore 64 Impala


64 ways to play with a commodore
L. Richie catalog fake wig raffle off
Let’s go auctioning buy some junk
Or switch up to blues and redefine the funk
Face it, time is up, we combine deluxe
Some cats polish, we apply the rust
and I adjust to bust mics with Brenn’s sickness
Depressing everyone from Jenn to friend’s sisters
Blend vindictive, hold up-wait a minute
And it ain’t a gimmick no it ain’t a gimmick get it?
F for fricking fantastic classic
V isn’t there but it stands for Vlasic
Add it to the batch with a pat of bitter butter
Stephen and Brenn with badder picker upper
Down rip a sucker for the daily given bread scraps
Head taps can’t believe that he just said that

I refuse to rap, I attack flaws
You can tell a drink’s classy when it comes with a black straw
Legend…like Conley at the clap off
Slap box leaving them slack jawed, the track raw
Enact laws, spit F-150s
Yes the fun’s nifty, left to come get me
Heft a lung risky, deaf and dumb egging your house
Your mailing address, what we’re begging about
I’ll do the whole block and every car on it
Swear to whatever you pray to, a scar comic
Part demonic phonic, starting a moshpit
Get your carpenter carcass car accosted
An arm-you lost it the leg is next to go
A begging episode lost in Mexico
The boss of it all, short sheeting the Pope
Fun with Chicken…four seasons of dope

Si senor, there’s some pee on your floor
Proof I don’t wanna be a human being no more
Speaking of war, high time to even the score
With the thief and the whore plus the priest at the store
Busting reasons galore, seeing Jordi Laforge
Importing the Borg for swords and more order in court
Divorce ornament four horsemen torture and gore
Rut got nights ltummies torn in the morn
Plus Bob Knight’s overrated worshipped sofa native
Cursive cobra kai culminated skull invasion
Nullified, sullied hated, culligan man
Sharp with the dress, dull with the plan
Red sweater bed wetter vendetta rent Jettas
Then get a new job, bending your friend Greta
Take it to the end then get techs in Texas
Ten second exits then get domestics